officialwhitegirls:

fake-ketchup:

Why don’t astronauts just visit the sun at night?

um obviously because it will be too dark to see anything, there’s no point, also because the sun is trying to sleep we wouldn’t want to disturb it

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geekishchic:

He’s looking right at me and I’m emotional right now and need a moment

(Source: dunderklumpen)

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Don’t worry about me Pip

requested by anon

(Source: grootts)

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doctorwhothefuckisthis:

supernaturalwholock:

the-perks-of-being-superwholock:

i was in my room and someone knocked on the door so i screamed “WHAT” very viciously because i was watching spn and this very handsome guy walks in with a vacuum and hes like “im ur cleaning lady im here to clean OOH IS THAT SUPERNATURAL” and he just drops the vacuum and sits on my bed and now we’re watching spn together what do i do

let him watch 

He called himself your cleaning lady

Keep him

(Source: luficerr)

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chriskaevil:

DC is being all gritty and “realistic” and Marvel just had a movie where the galaxy is saved by a dance-off and the power of friendship

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  • parent: why hasn't ____ been round lately? I thought you were friends
  • me: well they turned into a cunt

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loriendesse:

I think you will agree I am pretty eloquent and surprisingly tall for a 6-year-old.

Happy Birthday, Richard Armitage! (August 22, 1971)

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Reblog if you’re not American

idratherhavefreedom:

spooking-not-treating:

nuclearpiss:

I get a lot of people assuming I’m from America when they meet me on tumblr. I wanna see how many people here aren’t American!

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